I.H.C--"Idiots Have Computers"
Posted by The Fool at 2/3/2009 10:40 AM 
Categories: 2012,Nostradamus,Mayan Calendar,Generic Stupidity
Categories: 2012,Nostradamus,Mayan Calendar,Generic Stupidity
It's called the "Institute for Human Continuity."
Oy.
They have a lottery. Here's what they say about it on their web site:
Did you get that? "Near complete certainty." Apparently, the Institute for Hilarious Crap is preparing...something. A spaceship? A biodome? A really big Tupperware® container? The Fool does not know. But he intends to find out.
That's right—I signed up. I have my very own unique number that will serve as my admission ticket to Noah's Ark , or whatever. Here's a screen grab of my official ticket (I blanked out the part of the number that isn't just today's date, so nobody will bogart my spot on the Mother Ship.
On closer examination, I see that this concerns a "classified experiment." My question: classified by whom exactly? Is this a government program? This actually sounds like the secret club you made up when you were a kid, doesn't it?
This is SO exciting! Ohgodohgodohgod! I hope they pick me!
Oy.
They have a lottery. Here's what they say about it on their web site:
Nobody knows precisely what our world will look like on December 12, 2012. We do know, with near complete certainty, that a series of catastrophes will decimate much of the planet. The IHC lottery will not save everyone. It will, however, give each individual a chance at survival.
Did you get that? "Near complete certainty." Apparently, the Institute for Hilarious Crap is preparing...something. A spaceship? A biodome? A really big Tupperware® container? The Fool does not know. But he intends to find out.
That's right—I signed up. I have my very own unique number that will serve as my admission ticket to Noah's Ark , or whatever. Here's a screen grab of my official ticket (I blanked out the part of the number that isn't just today's date, so nobody will bogart my spot on the Mother Ship.
On closer examination, I see that this concerns a "classified experiment." My question: classified by whom exactly? Is this a government program? This actually sounds like the secret club you made up when you were a kid, doesn't it?
This is SO exciting! Ohgodohgodohgod! I hope they pick me!
I think this movie publicity is priceless! Doesnt anyone remember War of the Worlds?
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